The kids & I were killing time in the drug store the other day & we passed an eyeglass display. Asher asked, "Are we getting those glasses?"
Me: "No, we don't need glasses."
Asher: "Why not? I need those glasses!"
Me: "Those glasses are for people who can't see very well, & we can see just fine without them."
Asher: "I can't see very well!"
Me: "Yes you can, you can see just fine."
Asher: "Not with my eyes closed, I can't!"