Asher wanted to go play outside, so I gave him two conditions.
Me: "You need to put a sweater on if you want to go outside."
Asher: "We live in Canada, so I will put on my Canada sweater, and THAT will keep me warm."
Me: "And you may NOT have any water, ok?"
Me: "What did I say?"
Asher: "No water."
Not 3 minutes later I heard the hose running. I ran outside & told Asher to come in since he wasn't listening.
Asher: "But, Mum, I was just filling up the pool!"
Did I mention it's COLD outside?