Asher has a habit of coming in & going out & coming in & going out & coming in & going out & coming in & going out! when he is playing outside. So when he came in (for the thousandth time) this morning, & left the patio door open (yet again), I told him that he needed to go & close the door, or Thanet might run outside & go away.
Asher: "Thanet might blow away?"
Me: "Yeee-es" (I know that's not technically what I said, but it'll do)
Asher: "But, Mum, it's not even windy outside!"