How Can You Tell?

Asher was sitting at the table yesterday when he turned to me & said, "Mummy, I am a big boy because I have a big head."

I replied, "Oh, really?"

Asher: "BIIIIGGGG head...... A BIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGG head!"

I guess he felt that he needed to emphasize that that was the way to tell if someone was a big boy or not since he had just poo'd in his pants not long before that & I had told him that that wasn't something a big boy would do.