I lifted my little mug to take my first sip & noticed there was a bit of lipstick on the cup (which couldn't have been mine!), so I decided to wipe it off, & turn the cup to drink from the other side. I turned it around to discover MORE lipstick! At that point I couldn't handle it anymore, I don't even WEAR lipstick 90% of the time! So I returned the full cup of coffee to the kitchen & sought out a new cup of coffee & started the whole process over with less lipstick!
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During offering time I handed each of the kids a quarter. Asher handed his back to me & whispered, "I can't put this one in, it's a special one!"
I took the quarter back & sorted through my wallet for a 'regular' coin for him to donate instead. I was about to put the fancy quarter in my pocket to take home & add to my special coin jar.
Chancery then leaned over & said, "I want to see it!"
I handed the special quarter to Chancery, & just then the offering basket came by & Chancery put the special quarter in!
....so, I reached in & grabbed it back out!
I thought I was in the clear until a man sitting behind me leaned forward & said, "If you're that hard up for cash I could loan you some!"
